Sugar Daddy Wanted: Delusion, Audacity, and the Fantasy Economy
Look. I'm just gonna be honest with you because we're all friends here and I respect you too much to pretend I have my life together.
I am poor.
Not like "oh no, I can only afford the regular oat milk" poor. I mean "I just did math to figure out if sleep counts as a meal" poor.
So I'm putting it out into the universe: I am manifesting a sugar daddy.
Not in a weird way. Okay, maybe in a little weird way. But like, a charming weird. An endearing weird. A "wow, she's really out here trying" weird.
What I Bring to the Table: Chaotic but supportive energy
I will hype you up in any group chat
Memes sent directly to your phone at 2am
The audacity of a woman who genuinely posted this
Prayers? I guess? This blog IS called Savage and Sacred
- What I Need: Money
- That's it
- That's the list
Qualifications for the Position:
- Must have: money
- Nice to have: a sense of humor about giving it to me
[Donate Here and Become My Personal Hero]
Thank you for considering this unhinged investment opportunity. 💀✨
