Look. I'm just gonna be honest with you because we're all friends here and I respect you too much to pretend I have my life together.
I am poor.
Not like "oh no, I can only afford the regular oat milk" poor. I mean "I just did math to figure out if sleep counts as a meal" poor.
So I'm putting it out into the universe: I am manifesting a sugar daddy.
Not in a weird way. Okay, maybe in a little weird way. But like, a charming weird. An endearing weird. A "wow, she's really out here trying" weird.
What I Bring to the Table: Chaotic but supportive energy
I will hype you up in any group chat
Memes sent directly to your phone at 2am
The audacity of a woman who genuinely posted this
Prayers? I guess? This blog IS called Savage and Sacred
- What I Need: Money
- That's it
- That's the list
Qualifications for the Position:
- Must have: money
- Nice to have: a sense of humor about giving it to me
[Donate Here and Become My Personal Hero]
Thank you for considering this unhinged investment opportunity. 💀✨
xo
sho
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Pro Tip
I chose to stop being the one who gets left with nothing, and this journal was my blueprint to get out. If you're ready to reclaim your independence, click here to start your own Boujee Hustle.
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